Dang !!

In Retrospect

Yesterday you invented a new astrological sign. Today, write your own horoscope — for the past month (in other words, as if you’d written it October 1st).
In Retrospect
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October Horoscope

Your week will start like a breath of cool morning breeze 😉 because the Sun will be busy romancing the Moon ❤ You may find a queue of men outside your door 😉 Do not get your hopes up, the milkman, newspaper delivery guy, the courier delivery man, and a few others are there to collect their pending payments !! 😛

Next week will be better, you need not worry about the insurance premium check bouncing, the insurance agent is on sick leave ! 😉 Take a deep breath and relax 😀 The other matter of accidently breaking the neighbor’s flower pot will be resolved amicably with you replacing it with a new one 😉

In the third week, Sun and Moon will break up and hence Moon will be in hiding, nurturing a broken heart ! You will be lucky this week. That incident of you spilling the wine on your friend’s favorite gown, will be sorted out. She will be forgive and forget the incident as you will be footing a hefty dry -cleaning bill 😀

Last week of the month will be best time for you borrow money from your friends and relatives. Now make use of these 3 weeks to cook convincing stories for such a feat ! 😉

 

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About andy

hi there.....friends call me Andy :) I am a school teacher by profession. Passionate about reading, some random experimental cooking, some hit 'n' miss photography......and i am a dreamer ;) Thank you for popping by :)
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2 Responses to Dang !!

  1. Haha. Such a humorous horoscope. And that heart break. That sounds like a cute one, I bet.
    And the long queue of men outside the door. 😀

    Could you write one for my sunsign? I sulk when I read those on the horoscope websites. They really make my heart feel heavy. 😐

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